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BBB - Vampire's Assistant by EuJoyuen BBB - Vampire's Assistant by EuJoyuen
So, we have Vampire's Assistant, and maybe you know it's the film adaptation of the book series Darren Shan and Cirque du Freak.

I didn't get to read the books, but the movie itself was pretty dull for my taste. Even if I had any idea of the source material, many things were very awkward and out of place, I really would have liked to see a Cirque du Freak movie rather than this... but I digress. I still remember the feeling at the theatre and the review pretty much matches.

So yeah, Crepsley is winning the award for the "Lamest Vampire Ever" xDDD. I can't top that. Even Duckula, Von Count and Chocula agree.

Trailer: [link]

Link for the episode: h[link] at

Drawings by ERod (find him at TGWTG, Youtube and Official Website)
Painting by me

Commisions are accepted.

Again, any comments related to the video, direct them to ERod at his comments sections at or his youtube account. I prefer reading comments about the title card here.

And also remember: ERod is the one who draws the cards, I'm his awesome sidekick painter artist (?) XD.
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repopera Jun 14, 2013  Student Writer
Wait I watch BBB all the time and I've never seen this review. I hate that movie so much.
EuJoyuen Jun 15, 2013  Professional General Artist
Well, I saw it in the theater. It was lame and boring instead of awful... still qualifies as bad. But still at least you got to watch the review, right? XD
disneydamsel98 Oct 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
pul-leeze EDWARD CULLEN totally had that award in the bag!
Dim432 Oct 1, 2012   Writer
The Film is dull, Next week Jason X is going IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

the week after i know one film, A respectful Explotation film that has been Rigged into Shamful sequals and now its verry own prequal. Texas Chainsaw massacre The begininng.
Looks very nice and pretty telling that Count von Count is considered cooler than the guy in this film.
haha very nice. your painting is always top notch, i can see why Erod chose you to do this. i love how even the duck vampire is less lame than this guy
EuJoyuen Sep 30, 2012  Professional General Artist
Well, I didn't think Crepsley was that lame really. I thought Darren was instead xD. But yeah, credit where it belongs, the touching fingers in Ferngully style and drinking blood like a mosquito makes the award justified.

Thanks! I'm not considering myself that good yet, I need a lot to learn yet. But I'm still in my best efforts, thought.
well theres always room for improvement. honestly i never saw the flick, it looked lame and i was broke at the time it was in theaters
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